I’m sorry, Kesha, but a Rosary is not a necklace. And no, two wrongs don’t make a right, so wearing two doesn’t make it okay.

And have you ever heard of a tweezer? Pick one up and go to town on your eyebrows. PLEASE.

And that forced Olsen twin duck face pout doesn’t make up for the fact that your eyes look like there is absolutely no life behind them/you’re half awake.

And that dress looks exactly like the same material of the dress I wore at my 2nd grade talent show when I was Posh Spice. In fact, if I could find that dress, I could probably make it look just like that thing you’re wearing.

And you actually have awesome hair, BUT WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO IT? That stupid fucking braid? And those feathers? If you’re going to wear a shitty outfit, at least make your tacky hair accessories go with it.

OKAY OKAY I’M DONE SORRY I HAD TO

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